Thanks Mario!

I had a friend once who said (while I was at his house):

"Can you ever think of anything more beautiful than two buddies reading the Bible together while splitting a bottle of wine?"

I was like:

"Uh....let me get back to you on that one man."

On the other hand, Jesus did make wine by the barrel.

And did say (In the Modern Revised New David Version):

"Hey what's wrong with you stick-in-the mud hypocrite Pharisees! You say the Son of Man came eating all day long, hanging out with prostitutes and drinking wine!!! So what! I'm the Son of God! I can do whatever I want! So shut up!! You pit of vipers! Whitewashed tombs! Children of Satan!"

So there.

Maybe that settles it.