Originally Posted By: MusicVillain
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Edit: Deleted the rest. You really don't need to see it. =8^)

Please. Repost the rest. Everyone is curious about it.

Oh-kay, if you insist, but don't say I didn't warn you. This is NOT high quality art.

Verse 1:
The stage is set, the crowd is here
Biden and Trump, both filled with fear
The pit is deep, the guac is thick
Who will come out on top, who will stick?

Chorus:
Guacamole, all around
Biden and Trump, take the mound
Fighting hard, with all their might
Who will win this epic fight?

Verse 2:
Biden's got some strategy, he's playing it cool
Trump's got some tactics, he's no one's fool
In the pit of guac, it's anyone's game
Who will emerge victorious, with fame?

(Chorus)

Bridge:
They've battled on the podium, for the nation's trust
But tonight, it's just the guac and their lust
No policies, no debates to score
Just two men fighting, to even the score

(Chorus)

Outro:
The match is done, the guac is gone
Who won the bout, it's hard to tell one from none
In politics, they're on different sides
But in the guac pit, they're both just guys.