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God y'all, the weirdest thing happened. I just bought the synth vocal plugin SynthKrap XL, Version 5, by Audio Landfill, available on Sale Now for $159.99 (Basic Version Only), and was logged into ChatGPT. I feel asleep. While I was asleep ChatGPT hacked into Band-in-a-Box, opened it, and wrote a song, after also hacking into my phone and using a lyric writing app created by a lovely person right here on this forum. God in heaven help me, what have I done. It is true though, these new synth vocals are getting REALLY close to the real deal, if you only tweak a few formants. https://soundcloud.com/david-snyder-gigs3/chatgptChatGPT By David Snyder V1 My body parts Are made for you But you know that they're not real you can touch me if you want to touch me Go ahead and cop a feel Jump me pump me Go ahead and cop a feel nothing in this song is real But go ahead and make me squeal give me a feel it's a deal CH ChatGPT, let's get raunchy Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee V2 I’ll be your Stevia Your plastic cup Your fake ice cream I’ll tuck it in my bucket Be your Chromosome Queen I'm your baby doll So feel it up Feel me up Chat me up Rub it up Get it up Get enough Uh huh uh huh uh huh CH ChatGPT, ChatGPT, let's get raunchy Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee SOLO Verse 3: You need batteries, I need you Like Velma and Scooby Doo So pump me up, kiss my feet rub it up, feel the heat CH ChatGPT, ChatGPT, let's get naughty Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee Outro: Chat me up, don't disconnect Chat me up, don't disconnect Our love is perfect GhatGPT, ChatGPT PPPPPPPP Pee Pee Words and Music by David Snyder, copyright 2023/ASCAP/Day of Faith Music Written During a Nightmare Generated in David Snyder’s Pinkish Gray Tissue Via a Cranial Chip Implant Running ChatGPT Probiotic Synth Cluster 4, Version 1.3.578 Vocals Used SynthKrap XL, Version 5, by Audio Landfill, available on Sale Now for $159.99 (Basic Version Only) Mixed by Hologram XII and Mastered in the Cloud David Snyder uses BADASS amps and pedals exclusively David Snyder on guitars, synth and stuff (he thinks, but is not sure) except for: RealTracks in style: 3404:Bass, Electric, LoungeFunkAlex Ev16 080 RealTracks in style: 2619:Organ, Rhythm Funk Ev 100 RealTracks in style: ~1638:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm JazzFunkBreezyMuted Ev16 075 RealDrums in style:ElecDrums and Percussion [Multi]
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You are too funny, man. But...you one sick puppy...lol
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David, This is the best thing to ever hit the forum... I think you just broke the Internet, PGmusic and SoundCloud.  Bob
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Funny as hell, well done  
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The man does not rest. Chatty man meets the interweb widow and the love child we get is Castrati Funk.
Cheers rayc "What's so funny about peace, love & understanding?" - N.Lowe
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Very cleaver.
You said Pee Pee Pee one to many times!
Gotta very quickly run now.
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WOW!!!! I'm sold!~! You're right, those synth voices are really getting real. They wrote this masterpiece? I suppose since they wrote it in YOUR BiaB you own the rights. Had several listens cuz I missed some lyrics --since you didn't include them in your post. Still wondering what fake ice cream tastes like.
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Dirty funk, one of my favorite genres  And not from your moral mind, but you can blame ChatGPT for any obscenity. It sounds like ChatGPT has been using the lyrics of Smutty Waters as the source material. The quality of SynthKrap XL cannot hide the fact that this is very good funk track. Big fun! And catchy, jump me, pump me and PPPP will play in my mind for a while now. Janne
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Hi David,
That is a hell of a song. I can understand it was written in a nightmare. You don't get here in normal life. Although... you...?
I used ChatGPT some times to give alternatives for my lyrics, or a translation from a Dutch song into English. Still you have to correct a lot of things, while shouting words like you did [*****] GEE PEE PEE Tee Tee Tee You did a wonderful job on making this song. All the crazyness is included!
I like that, but not too much, please... Hans
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Billy, All of that may be true but it is all because of you. 
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Thanks Bob! That is high praise! Man, I love what you have been doing lately. Just trying to keep up bro. 
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Absolutely BRILLIANT. Superb. Besides the fact that it's obviously hilarious, you've actually created a small masterpiece here. Can't praise it enough - the irony, the message that goes with this song, the hard work you've clearly put into it, though you make it look so easy ... what a really superb effort!  You are such an incredible musician and artist. Hats off.
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Very creative indeed!
But this should come as no surprise. This is the guy that wrote a very clever song on the Circle of Fifths, check it out if you haven't heard it.
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Hahahahaha!  Funny, and well done.
-- David Cuny My virtual singer development blogVocal control, you say. Never heard of it. Is that some kind of ProTools thing?BiaB 2025 | Windows 11 | Reaper | Way too many VSTis.
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Well David,
You proved something I said a couple of weeks ago to be true - you have one of the most creative minds on this forum.
I wasn't sure if I should have laughed (I did), or run away screaming, "What the hell is that?" (I didn't).
You are, indeed, creative and a great talent! Seriously!!!
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David. That's histerical 
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Ha!! Pee Wee Herman got together with the Chipmunks and the devil from Southpark and this is the result. You have such a creative mind, Sir, and we all reap the benefits.  J&B
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Hi David Really cool fun song The voice sounds really cool Is this a computer program ? Many greetings Andi ;-)
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Thank Brain. I only live to make you laugh. 
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