Billy,

I have just about had it with your laziness and tomfoolery, your hijinks, your shenanigans and your ballyhoo.

I just put two capos on my guitar with two altered altered tunings sitting on top of one another.

That's right.

Stacked deviants.

And when I get finished here I am about to show you what a guitar sounds like.

Laziness and balderdash. Good Lord.

P.S. I hope one day you will apologize about saying I spout gibberish because I won't stop until you grovel.