Ah, & there I was thinking that either to inquisitor had finally started to do some on task learning or had moved on to the often software so often eulogized.
That seems harsh. Not only is there sometimes a translation problem, but the OP has learned a great deal and has even made good suggestions for improvement.
I always give space & patience for English as a second, third or fourth language.
The lack of sense/focus in many posts may well be caused by an online translator but many is the time that the O.P. has been an agent provocateur or naive absurdist.
I have occasion to use online translator and, as a matter of course, translate to and from to find out how far from the intended idea translation strays.