Very enjoyable punk feel, reminds me of Avril Lavigne both musically and vocally, I don't remember whether she has made any drinking song, but your song has the right spirit

I got the title, or I think so, clever handling of the double negative. Reminds me of the fact I don't drink for religious reasons, I drink for other reasons

Catchy chorus and powerful band, well mixed and enough guitars for the sound.
Excellent work with Solaria, especially those spoken parts sound very natural.
Janne