Herb,

I actually read the entire article, and googled to see if references to certain primitive hierogylphics on tour buses was real or fake news.

They are. Not fake news at all. Real news. Why did I not trust my gut??? It made me feel like such a.....well, you know.

Maybe it is just because this was written by the British, but the level of trailer trash they are describing here is frightening. I spent a lifetime trying to cover up the fact that I was raised redneck. I spent my whole life lying, and saying, "Oh no, I actually grew up in a boarding school at Heathcliff upon Stratford, and was classically trained in violin as a two year old."

This has made me entirely re-think if I want my name associated with this town in any shape, form or fashion.

If I only had this article to go on, I would probably say no, I am a classical composer from Prague and I worship my new home town of Vienna, where we play the harpsichord and keep our private parts, well, private.