DC,

I googled to see whether those giant and primitive but graphically carved totem pole like objects described in the bachelorette parties were really carried on flatbed trucks down Broadway.

Sure enough, they are.

You can see pictures.

In all their golden Aztec glory.

I have 50 song titles now, and am prepared to challenge you or anyone else to a little contest.

Who can write the best commercial, high quality Nashville song about a giant...

Let me know when you are ready to become controversial here on the forum, because apparently people think we need more boundaries pushed, that we are playing it too safe.

If anyone wants to push more boundaries and cause people to really clutch their pearls, I have a few humongous ideas.

Someone dare me.

Please.