Mario,

I woke up at 3:00 in the morning and I saw Gandalf standing in my room holding his large stick.

"What the.. . "

Before I could finish, he said:

"Arise take your stick and journey to New York. There you will find an elven leader who possesses a garden of magical plants, among them the mushroom of the sacred stone. Make a hot bowl of Brew and add two measures of moon thistle, along with two handfuls of the sacred weed. Drink this hearty broth until it is gone. And then you will be taken to the magical land of the magical muses of a thousand gnomes and swim in the lake of destiny. And there you shall hear a song that will give you directions to the road back to the Shire, given to you in a silver dream. Depart now and return to the astral plane."

And then he was gone.

I had no idea what he was talking about until I listened to this song.

Man, whatever you got growing back there could you please send me a couple of kilos in a cardboard box by FedEx tomorrow.