Hello, Beethoven here.

I was sleeping very soundly in the dirt here until I heard the video above and I rolled over. Come on!!

I politely request that someone remove this Moonlight video immediately.

Although I am indeed outraged, I am not wishing the video would had played longer. I am wishing that you would have not introduced this ridiculous pop melody to my masterpiece in the first place.

While I was here, I listened to a few other things.

What the hell have you Anglo Saxons been doing for the past three hundred years?????

Please erase all of this so I can go back to sleep.

Danke.