I'm working on a new song called Bailout Blues which I will post when finished. I'm looking for some good tag lines to add in at the end. Here are some of the lines I'm choosing from. There are some bright folks here so join in and see if you can come up with a few more good ones for me. This will be a "hoot" when finished (hopefully).

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. My ATM gave me an IOU!

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico ..

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary Clinton travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

I was so upset last night thinking about the economy, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

My website to hear my stuff-

http://www.edbulmer.com/


guitar player, vocalist, sailor