The song is pretty cool. Really cool in fact.

But I hate to say I'm confused.

A man was mean to your daughter.

You are Herb Hartley.

You are a true Patriot. In every way known to man. Terrorists faint at the sound of your name. And we know why.

You're a Marine.

You're crazy.

Why isn't the song called Hope You're Having Fun in Heaven. Or, Gone. And I Mean: GONE GONE. Or, Hubby the Headless Chicken Runner?*

Sitting here scratching my jaw on this one.

* I hope someone appreciates my subtle yet clever Warren Zevon reference.