Ess a vary lavly a-coup-stick journey. I lika vary mach. I wear ze headfons, so I do notta hear ze clickety-clickety of za rileyroady trine.
That's actually from my elf-genie goddessfather, the Golden Meanie, but I liked it too.

Some favourite Waoist Adages:
#1: Play on the Way.
#13: Ask not for whom the flower blooms, it blooms for you.
#58: Bring consciousness to it.
#63: On the road to effortlessness, effort must be made.
#92: Be Love Now, the rest will come on its own.