I had just settled down to have my morning coffee and thought I would relax and listen to "Don't You Dare." Big mistake.
"Don't you dare" got me out of my chair, onto my feet
Suddenly I'm dancin' way down the street
People staring like I'm some kinda clown
Then I realize I'm in my slippers and dressing-gown.

Oh good. It's stopped. I can be normal again. But I enjoyed it while it lasted wink