My Mate Jack

Attached is my latest song called "My Mate Jack". It's been self-moderated (censored) as the original whilst not being of an 18+ nature, could be considered vulgar and offensive, so I've changed certain lyrics and the song title so as not to get myself blacklisted. The original will be on my soundcloud profile should anyone wish to hear the original.

This song came about as an assignment to create a "comic" song, so it isn't intended to be taken seriously. Being in your 60's, you begin to notice that your body starts to rewrite its genetic coding, things grow and drop off from all sorts of places... especially hair! ..and that's what this song is all about.

Self criticism:
1.The song is too long, especially the chorus. Well done to you if you listened to all 5 minutes 30 seconds!
2. There's no break from the vocals, no focus on the music (solo)
3. Because I've audited the song, you may hear some variation where I've punched in alternative lyrics.
4. I haven't played any instruments in this mix, all BIAB
5. Vocals aren't the best

But other than that, I'm relatively happy with it...it's a throw away song really, and I hadn't intended recording it originally. But as a quick follow up to "Lights", I thought why not, I need to use BIAB on a regular basis to get the hang of this beast!

Hope it's a reasonable submission. Kind regards

Song Details:

Key=C , Tempo 116
Style is _SZHONKY.STY (Stonez Honky)
RealTracks in style: ~388:Bass, Electric, Metal Ev 120
RealTracks in style: ~496:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm StoneZ Honky 1 Ev 120
RealTracks in style: ~502:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm StoneZ Honky 2 Ev 120
RealDrums in style:NashvilleEven8^8-a:Snare, HiHat Open , b:Snare, Ride

Lyrics:

INTRO
Hey hair, why should I care, if you want to take root and grow just there.
But I do, and maybe I’m over reactive, but you don’t make me look any more attractive.

VERSE 1
From my nose spiders grow, laying in wait….their legs on show.
Downy ears have turned to brushes, now a nest for wayward Thrushes.
A greying fleece now thrives down my back,
carries on somewhere down the track.

PRE-CHORUS
Meanwhile my hairline grows ever thin,
but at least I know I can still take it on the chin.

CHORUS
So tell me why you arrive in strange places?
Then disappear from others without any traces.
Hair damaged by product, sun and bleach.
Please don’t appear in places beyond my reach.
Is my DNA sequence coming undone?
A Savannah proliferates where there is no sun.
This mane grows thicker down my back,
Hope it never reaches my mate Jack.

BREAK
Brother Paul goes to the top of the class,
he took a razor and shaved his ………..
Shaved till it was smooth as silk,
Now he moisturises with evaporated milk.

VERSE 2
My legs are bald, rampant alopecia, remain my most endearing feature.
Shave, pluck or wax, on a daily basis,
none as bad as genital electrolysis.
All this diversity in all things follicle,
hope it’s not indicative of something diabolical.

Repeat PRE-CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS

OUTRO
My mate Jack, my mate Jack, never ever reaching my mate Jack.
My mate Jack, my mate Jack, hope it never reaches my mate Jack.
My mate Jack, my mate Jack, ain’t nothing special ‘bout my mate Jack
My mate Jack, my mate Jack, ain’t gonna be getting no hot wax.