ALL IN THE FEET

A tale of romance, unexpected connections, and -- feet.
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​Out on my daily walk
Each step provoked a squawk;
My feet told me that morn
I'd long ignored that corn;

I called my best friend Ben;
To see who he'd recommend
He said, "Oh, I've got had a gem! 
Just call my DPM."

​Doctor Kazinsky, please..
I wonder..Is he Russian, Ukranian or Viennese? 

I got in right that noon.
Sat in that little room
As I removed my sock.
In stepped... a lady doc??

​Dumbstuck at her beauty
And stunned by her awesome face, 
I was frozen, completely kaput.
Her sexy lips said,
"Dahlink, let me look at your foot"!

​The eyes, the smile, the hair
All I could do it stare;
Her legs my eyes could not let go;
I gurgled a wimpy "hello".

​In that moment in time,
I dreamt that she might be mine;
I imagined a romance we'd find;
But then....

​She laughed, I could have sworn,   
"That's quite a nasty corn!
You left this yellowed mount to grow--
It's like an eleventh toe!"

​And you left out a few details:
Ingrown and fungused nails
I'll bet that bunion's new--
We've got so much to do!" 

​I left the office on wings,
Dreaming impossible things;
Was there hope for a romance-to-be--
The podiatrix and me?
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Style = LCHACHA
RT's: 914 Acc Bass, 918 Acc Piano, 3050 GuitarTango RD=SalsaChacha
Midi: Piano
"Ben" Voice made from Audimee, "Dr" Voice: Karina from Fiverr
Telephone sound effect

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