I'd have trouble getting past Port Huron customs in the Darth Vader suit. I breath like that though. I still have the wallet card that says this person will set off radiation detection devices due to isotope in the dope. (No kidding there). And I probably glow in the dark after the 35 radiation doses. Hm.......nah, don't want to get locked up..no sense of fun or humour anymore at the border. I understand the guy in the Shriner's Oriental band being a target dressed in beards and robes with curly shoes and Arab headgear, but dang the Drum and Bugle Corps...we are almost harmless...except we got caught playing our trumpets in the swimmin' pool in Leamington ..um naked at 3 a.m. The cops just laughed. I swear I hardly drank at all........


John Conley
Musica est vita