Oh my God… why didn’t you guys tell me this earlier?

I just spent $10,000 on an RTX 5090 and an NVIDIA DGX Spark.

And now you’re telling me it can’t even tell the difference between Edgar Allan Poe, the US national anthem, and my own lyrics?

Fantastic.

I could have saved a fortune and just rolled dice. At least the dice wouldn’t claim 100% certainty while disagreeing with themselves.

Guess I’ll go ask the Raven what GPU he was using.

Nevermore… 😄


“Amazing! I’ll be working with Jaco Pastorius, Charlie Parker, Art Tatum, and Buddy Rich, and you’re telling me it’s not that great of a gig?
“Well…” Saint Peter, hesitated, “God’s got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing…”