Sometimes I come up with a ridiculous song like this.

Besides the Band in a Box files, I sent my vocals through the online royalty free AI program (which does not cull from works done by other artists), Audimee, and used the screwball vocal of "Ralph."

https://www.johnwalradt.com/music/songs/listentothedogs-2026jan03.mp3

Style is _CMPFMH2.STY (Campfire, Hank 2 Guitars)
RealTracks in style: ~528:Guitar, Acoustic, Fingerpicking Hank Sw 120
RealTracks in style: ~372:Guitar, Acoustic, Strumming Hank Sw 120
RealTracks in song: 2855:Harmonica, Background CountrySwingJellyRoll Sw 120

LISTEN TO THE DOGS SCREW AT MIDNIGHT Words and music: John Walradt

Well, the evening’s warm though the sun’s gone down
And I’m feelin’ good though you’re still around
Well, pretty soon we’re gonna be homeward bound
Just listen to them romantic sounds.

Well, listen to the dogs screw at midnight
Listen to them crazy dogs go at it in mid-flight
And I say it to you
I think we ought to do it, too
Listen to them crazy dogs screw at midnight.

Well, this farm is full of pups and little kitty cats
And I tell you, my friend, they know just where it’s at
By the light of the silvery moon
They’re gonna get it on in the month of June.

Well, listen to the dogs screw at midnight
Listen to them crazy dogs go at it in mid-flight
And I say it to you
I think we ought to do it, too
Listen to them crazy dogs screw at midnight.

Well, listen to the dogs screw at midnight
Listen to them crazy dogs go at it in mid-flight
And I say it to you
I think we ought to do it, too

Listen to them crazy dogs
Won’t you listen to them crazy dogs
Come on and listen to them crazy dogs
Screw at midnight.