Hi John!
I held it together until the outro - then lost it. My wife asked what I was giggling about and I replied ‘You don’t wanna know.’

I can see why you didn’t title this song ‘The greatest ‘come on’ line never used.’ I’ve never heard dogs at midnight, and I’m trying desperately to get a mental image out of my mind - of dogs in the act with glazed looks.

I normally try and focus on the music when listening to others’ songs, but your title and lyrics just grabbed me from the get-go - and I want them to let go.

‘Ralph’ indeed.

Andrew