Hi, Andrew! Always a pleasure to see you again. That song is kind of like a car wreck. You don't want to look at it but you can't help it. I've very seldom played it in front of people for fear it would become my signature song despite all the other songs I've written! I've neither seen nor heard dogs in that activity...even worse, what would they do afterwards? Look for a discarded cold pizza still stuck to the cardboard in the alley? But I guess it's part of pop songwriting...put together catchy melodies and words that stick like glue! Oh yes, "Ralph." All the poor Ralphs of the world who might chance upon Audimee!
John