Herb,

Absolutely outstanding lyrics and great guitar work.

I came thinking it was going to be a tongue in cheek parody, but you actually DID write a country song, and kept the subtle satire as well. Well done.

You really seem to "understand" country. It's a thang. Some people think they do but they don't. Country has a certain kind of swag and humor and feel that you either have or you don't. You have it. I don't. Not in my DNA. But I know it when I hear it. (I think I can write a decent country parody though, when I have Tater Totts up in here. grin)

Great song.