If booze could talk, what would it say? I say booze can talk you just have to listen to it's song

BAND IN A BOX style _SZHONKY
388 Bass
Realdrums PopRock8th
496 Guitar
502 Guitar
1563 PIano (both simple and blues varition)

Superior Drummer
Mixed in Cakewalk

People Been Drankin'
© 2026 by HappyRon Hill

CHORUS:

(Rubato)
People been drankin’ back since the dawn of time
People been drankin’ since water turned to wine
People been drankin’ - is anyone in doubt?
People been drankin’ so don't leave me out!

VERSE 1
Last night, I peered down into my beer
And my beer says, "Lend me your ear. Oh — and
lend me your cash, and lend me your brain,
And I'll tell you what you wanted to hear!" And my beer says

CHORUS:
People been drankin’ back since the dawn of time
People been drankin’ since water turned to wine
People been drankin’ - is anyone in doubt?
People been drankin’ so don't leave me out!

VERSE 2
Last night, I grinned down into my gin, and my
gin says, "Lo and behold!
Drink me just like the bold highwaymen did, with their
swords and their fists full of gold!" And my gin says

CHORUS:

VERSE 3:
Last night, I cried down into my rye, and my
rye says, "Head for the hills!
Drink me just like the sly moonshiners did, from their
jugs filling up to the gills!" And my rye says

CHORUS:

VERSE 4:
Last night, I swum down into my rum, and my
rum says,"Aaarrh, matey, aaarrh!
Drink me just like them thar pirates once did, when they’re
slammin' their hooks on the bar!" And my rum says

CHORUS:

VERSE 5:
(Rubato)
Last night, I zip-lined into my wine, and my
wine says, (spoken) "Don't keep me hid!
Drink me just like the old Romans once did, when you
(a tempo)
drink me and you go make a kid!" And my wine says

CHORUS:

Don't leave me out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70lxEi0Qko