No offence to anyone who lives in Alabama. This is a joke song for my comedy cd for boaters. I know there have been several on this Margaritaville song but here's my take. What to you think?
I'm looking for something better for the first lines but can't think of a rhyme for the 2nd half of the line-
For example I'd like something like this-

Living on corn bread-------------------- (admirin' my new shed?, maybe I'm brain dead?,


Alabamaville-(Margaritaville parody)-by Eddy B

Livin' on welfare, waitin' on healthcare, cleanin' my shotgun with 3 in 1 oil
Blowin' some smoke rings, on my front porch swing
Smell those hot dogs beginning to boil


Chorus-
Wastin' away again here in Alabamaville, reachin' for my last pitcher of malt
Some people say that there's a woman to blame,
I'll I know, It's always my fault


I don't know the reason, I ain't changed all season
Nothin' to show but a skid mark or two
But it's a real beauty, a real tutie fruitie
How it got there I haven't a clue

Chorus-

My life is a big flop, got fired from the IHOP
Got a raw deal so I cruised on back home
I busted my fender, in a rear-ender
I got Jack Daniels to help me hang on.

Chorus-

Last line-
Some people say that there's a woman to blame
All I know, I got charged with assault

Last edited by edbulmer; 10/27/10 05:17 AM.
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