Link: Beer Girl Song

The idea:
During my well-deserved vacation, as I sat on a French beach with the waves lapping around me,
sand in my pants, seabirds squawking, and the salty wind blowing around my head, an obvious thought occurred to me.
One that probably anyone would have if they were sitting on a sunny beach in Southern France, listening to the seabirds and drinking good French wine:
I’m going to write a country song.

The implementation:
To do justice to this genre, I chose its lesser-known subgenre, Bro-Country.
As we all know, this is considered the jazzy version of country.
Complex chords and deep, thought-provoking lyrics and stuff.

Sure, since I was born in Europeland, I know shἰt about country music.
Which is exactly why I felt like I was the chosen one for this job.

So I studied this topic in depth and in detail.
And found someone who had compiled a list of the most common words from all the top 30 country songs of the past two decades or so.
My song lyrics were mostly based on those words.
To address a specific audience, you have to use the proper lingu.
You see, I've spared no time or expense to give you country experts what you deserve.

The result:
The country song to end all country songs.
A three-minute cliché nightmare.
I'm proud of my pride and I'm riding my bike cause my truck got stuck in the mud.
Yeehaw...

As always, comments - whether positive or negative - are very welcome smile


The usual technical information:

Inspiration: David Snyder (see Write A Hit Country Song). Blame him!

"Yeah", "Yeehaw" and "Fake Southern Drawl" consultant: Marty

Style: INSTILL.STY

The Band:
Bass: 4446
DrumsPercussion: me (EZdrummer, processed by an AI)
Percussion + FX: me
Guitars: 2x 4454, 4513, 4516, 1x AI, me
Vocals: 1x AI, 3x Synthesizer V, me

Tracks Stats for those interested:
BIAB: 5x
Me: 6x
AI: 2x

You can find the lyrics in the next post.

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