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I'm working on a comedy CD for boaters. Then I will do some more comedy songs for the general public.
I'm looking for a name. Weird Al is taken so I don't think Weird Ed will fly. Crazy Ed? Poop deck Ed? Anyone got an idea I'm stumped?
Also I'm going to do a few youtube videos to promote it. Do you think I should develop a siqnature outfit like some others do, or should I just let the song speak for itself. Any ideas would be welcome.
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In the tradition of Dr. Demento, I suggest:
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Gilligan's Island comes to mind here. Maybe something along those lines? Minnow Tosser/ U.S.S. Minnow /Gilligan's Cove / First Mate / Skipper / Gilligan Rescued etc . . .
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The Pirate of Mimico
EdWard of the Islands
The Don of the River
Billy Bishop's Bard
King Eddy
Kappin' Ed
The Spit of Cherry Street
Bard of the Bay
The Bluff of Scarberia
Pickering Phil
The Ham of Hanlon
The Centre Attraction (noob beach) LOL wow good pills I'm on.
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There's only one person on this forum who is degenerated enough to give you a sound advice on this one: Filkertom. He is the one to turn to when absurd and surrealistic humor is needed  My advise would be: Bob Ahab and the Whalers
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If you want to go as a duo, try "The Skipper Two."
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Edwood YaWanna, Eddy Turn, Shipwreck Ed. I'm kinda partial to Edwood YaWanna though.  Edwoodja Wonna ?
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Well I get the geography but don't know if it counts...
Ed terry errie errie -o.
Wow
Eh list ed.
Har Har bore front.
Not so honest Ed.
Toronto Star-board.
Port Ed Thor-aty.
The Queen of Qua y.
My Grandfather took care of a 'slow' fella in Lindsay when he fixed steam engines for the CN. They take the train on his pass to Toronto, and get off at Union. The porter says to Billy, "King Edward Sir?" , at which point Billy looks at the porter and says, "Nope, just plain ol' Billy from Lindsay..."
How about Rochdale College dropout?...just 'cause I lived behind it in 1968....
The Pirate of Parkdale...did you fall through the crack?
Exit..stage left...
btw, if I win a lottery...(have to buy tickets and don't), I get a waterfront condo....and a place in Muskoka...and somewhere very very warm....it FREAKing SNOWed today....
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Edaship Asinkin, Edaboat Afloatin, Edhuktada Jetty, Eddie Dajetty, Edlosda Anchor, Edsaylor Oft, CelEdstial Navigation, Canoeda Eddy, ……………………………………., that’s about all the boating terms I can think of to mix with “Ed” for funny names. Hehe. 
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So far I like Captain Kook and Special Ed the best.
My entries are:
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"Jolly Rauncher" (Logo of skull & crossbones with a guitar)
"Surf Bard"
"Ed Man's Chest"
(wordplay involving your name)
"The Grateful Ed"
"Ed Man Walking"
"Bulmin' Idiot"
"A Bulmer Nation"
"Ed Cetera"
"ParEddy" (Parody)
"Baroque O'Bulmer"
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bilge-water ed; eddy current; top kick; bottom rocker; anchor ed; foghorn; ed gunwale; lil dinghy ed; leeward edward; windward edward; barnacle ed; jetty eddy; cuddy cabin ed; windlass wally; belayin' pin billy; canvas britches; cleat pete; half-hitch ed; clove hitch bob; sheep shank frank; monkey's paw; gulls & buoys; good ole buoys; ed's gullfriends; ed in the head; galley george; head hunter; etc.
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Ed, Look on the bright side, (or dim side, LOL), you're gettin' lots of possible choices.
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somehow my geographical names need to get married with the others.
As I said, at least I know the geography!
Of course it has been said by Europeans.... Canada, not enough history and way too much geography.
When is the boat show this year? I always went, 20 years or so ago. I wanted to go to the Royal (Royal Agricultural Winter Fair) this weekend or next, but I'm still having huge issues with nerve damage (peripheral neuropathy) so my feet feel like I'm walking on broken glass ..My hands are numb...etc.) so I'm staying on one floor of the house mostly.
I've been trying very hard to come through with the Autumn Leaves challenge I threw down, but so far no bananna.
25 years ago or so I had 2 clients I wrote Xenix databases for at the boat show...one from Lake Simcoe and one from Grand Bend. Long time ago that.....
I wish I was at the market tomorrow morning, ...I mean in a few hours.. Last time we were there I went to St. Lawrence until noon and then Kensington for the rest of the day...supper in Chinatown. Toronto makes London seem like a year in a convent.
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Big Ocean Eddy (even the weather is affected)
I do not work here, but the benefits are still awesome
Make your sound your own!
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Ed Tide
Ed On The Rocks
Eddy "Ebb Tide" Bulmer
Storm Warning
Bilge Pump Ed
Low Tide
No Tide
Grounded
Ensign Ed
Harbor Oar
I Am Not An Oar!
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Lotsa good stuff here. I liked an entry in your first comment - Poop Deck Ed Tales of the Jetty (thanks to Don for the "Jetty" idea) by Poop Deck Eddy Tales of the Head by Poop Deck Ed I think you need your name in there Ed "Poop Deck" seems to have just the right level of irreverence. Bilge Water Ed, Spinnaker Ed. "Bilge" might fit the nature of the parody songs - no insult intended. I wish you luck on this venture, Ed - sounds like a good time. Ian Danny C - just noticed you entered "bilge" while I was typing.
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ed, are we talkin' power boats or sailing craft? i've seen some naughty nautical ones but refrain cuz of the mixed audience. cantankerous crazy canucks and marginally sane brits and ozzies.
how 'bout harbo(u)r resentment; harbor disease; canoe swim; canoe tread water; canoe cut bait; harbor grudge; garborg keys; eddy's keys; astrolabe ed; safe sextant; opposite sextant; canoe snuka norsk; etc.
watdid i win?
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