Toucher, yer mail box is full, overflowing, and the Postal Service says you need to throw the paper in the recycle bin. It's probably election flyers from the Demoncrats or the Publicans. Or is it pachyderms and donkeys. Quite the zoo....

The tee party needs an animal too. I just can't decide which one. Beavers and Moose are out, those are spoken for. So are loons and seals. The latter make great coats. As a tea party is a quiet affair with cucumber sandwiches maybe a church mouse. Do they drink with a pinky in the air? I prefer Gin and Tonic in my teacup along with the tempest.

I have a no charge option for unused gear. It's taking up space I need for bottles of stuff I pump on direct drive. No swallowing. I couldk drink ta-kill-ya that way,

I have a no charge option for unused gear. It's taking up space I need for bottles of stuff I pump on direct drive. No swallowing. I could drink ta kill ya that way. Hose hey Care-ville.

I just found out my wife is 49 plus shipping and handling. Good age that.

I better go now and see if the 'lectric blanket warmed my spot. The days of sleeping with the screen off and window open are gone. I miss the snow on my face, but I can't seem to stay warm. I'm going to contact a Mexican guy I know says I can live in the attic of the garage he rents in Marathon. I ate a taco once. Hard bread with beans. Our beans aren't squished, the bread is soft, and there is maple syrup in them, otherwise it's almost the same stuff. We use pepper for heat, they got those Jalopeeinyo's. Whow they are some warm. If we had those we could stay out in the cold all day.

We need to teach the Mexican's to skate. Then it's on to seal meat tacos and walrus burritos. Mucho Mucho good. When I was in mexico someone wanted to be to play Al Hurt. I'm a paci-fist, so I declined. I think Al must have a problem if they want him hurt, I never met the man, but ....

Ok, off to see if the wife shaved her legs. She used to get all dressed up and was hot. Now she's still hot but it comes in flashes. On for 23 hours and off for 1. I got a different sweater than the one I wanted. That men-o-paws is a waste of money. All those winter flannel nightgowns are taking up space. When we got married she had the silk kind worms made, with fur around the bottom to keep her neck warm. I think I used it to dip for minnows a few years back.

My neighbour started locking his door. One of his kids came home after moving out. He's 22 and living at home. I left at 18. Of course then i didn't have to change the other kids' diapers. I got 4 kids don't live here, I'm thinking about getting locks, the ones I have don't have keys. Or we lost them.

Remember your mail box is stuffed like a 20 pound trout.

John Conley
Musica est vita