A few weeks earlier the same Pakistani guy called.
Not very polite either.
" Veelson ? "
" Pardon "
" Mr Veelson ? "
" That's better you ignoramous What do you want now ?"
" Vood you like a free mobeel phone "
Now I'd been forewarned about this scam so decided to have some fun
" SORRY, DID YOU SAY QUEEN & THRONE ? "
" Vood you like a free mobeel phone
" SORRY DID YOU SAY DOG & BONE ? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP MY BATTERY'S DYING ON MY HEARING AID...." " I HAVE A DOG THANK YOU "

He was starting to get exasparated
" No no a mobeel phone for free "
I rustled some paper against the phone

" SORRY COULD YOU SHOUT ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU "
" VOOD YOU LIKE A FREE MOBILE PHONE ? "
" SPEAK UP CAN YOU "
I was really yelling by this time
" I call back later "

LOL LOL LOL What a hoot