Jeez I hope they don't find out I'm trying to get tickets to a fixture for the B EPL Easter weekend in London (the other one). I can imaging a person from Bombay telling me for $50 bucks the tickets are on the way...

Some crazy sites suggest tickets run 200 to 500 quid for decent seats, others say I have to join a supporters group. Maybe the wife and I should buy a ball and kick it around Russel Square....

I get 2 or 3 calls a day, despite the NO call registry the gov't runs. They call from the US or overseas to get around the rule. I have so many free weeks in Florida you can't imagine. I just hang up.

The newest scam is free groceries. There's a delivery charge, and you can't opt out for some reason, and they get to call because they are NOT selling anything. I don't fall for that either....

Newsflash: It snowed 110 cm here Mon to Wed. the wife had to stay home from work. It's snowing again today, but only 4 to 6 cm but windy and it's already totally covered the cars in 10 minutes. It won't snow Saturday night...but a new storm is due in for Sunday....

I'm unable to shovel so I sit in the window and yell tips and encouragement to the wife...

THROW IT SOUTH STUPID IT"S Coming BACK IN YOUR FACE....and she sticks her tongue out at me which turns white....she knows I'm likely to do it so last week she HID MY COAT....


John Conley
Musica est vita