Thanks to anyone who can help me with a few new lines for my song-It's Cold Outside-

When the audience goes "how cold is it" I go on a rant. Please help with some new lines-

I'll buy the drinks for the best ones-

Here's what I have so far-


Answer-It's so cold -you don't have to hold your breath to turn blue..

-you get excited whenever you can see bare ground.

-you have to wear spikes on your shoes and you're not a golfer.

-blocks of snow are used as building materials

-the back porch on your house doubles as a freezer

-snowmen are counted in the census.

-you have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

-you get more excited about a trip to Canadian tire than spending quality time with your wife.

-your municipality has a bigger budget for it's Zamboni fleet than it's fire dept.

-when you see a dog pee on a tree and he sticks to it

-when even the squirrels nuts are frozen

Last edited by edbulmer; 12/09/10 08:05 PM.
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