it's so cold that..

1) hitch-hikers are holding up pictures of their thumbs

2) chickens are lining up at KFC for the deep fryer

3) the optician is giving free ice scrapers with every new pair of glasses

4) grandpa's teeth are chattering.. in the glass!

5) the dogs are putting jumper cables on the rabbits - just to get them running!

6) the politicians are putting their hands in their OWN pockets!