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#469596 - 04/27/18 07:34 AM [User Showcase] The Post Bumping Blues
Registered: 04/03/09 Posts: 8255 Guitarhacker Veteran Registered: 04/03/09 Posts: 8255	Y'all know I HAD to write this one. It's a tongue-in-cheek look at the recent discussion on bumping posts..... Quick write and even faster recording session. Texas Blues style Bass: 1717 Drums: blues rock something or other Guitars: 1718, 1719, 1722 (Sol & Brent) B3:674 POST BUMPING BLUES References to persons real or fictional are intentional. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Put on some cans, and crank this baby up!! Now.... to bump or not to bump...... hmmmmmmmmmmmm Ahhh the lyrics.... almost forgot. Post bumping blues Just wrote a new song that everyone needs to hear I'm begging everybody come lend me your ear. Listen once or twenty times I really just don't care Just leave a comment, and please feel free to share Everybody needs to post to keep me up on top, Last damn thing I need today is one more flop. Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues It's been an hour now and only three new views, What are you waiting for, the nightly TV news? I got no time today to play this childish game Tomorrow's likely gonna be the same Two more posts today and I can get it done Come on people, I need to have my fun Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Let me throw this out, there really ain't no doubt, I wanna scream... Might even pull my own hair out. Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues My palms are getting sweaty and my eyes are growing dim, It's hard to recall just where the hell I've been Have I replied to one or maybe two? It could be her, or it could be you My song keeps sliding to the bottom of the page, Got to give it one more shot and bump it up today Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Don't wanna mention no names that might ruin the game It's got a different title man but it sounds the same Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Just one more time now... Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues ok I'm done I'm out.. oh wait, somebody else just posted....ha! bump that sucker one more time hahahaha _________________________ You can find my music at: www.herbhartley.com Add nothing that adds nothing to the music. As the sword chooses the warrior, so too, the song chooses the writer.
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#469599 - 04/27/18 07:42 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 05/22/11 Posts: 3495 Loc: Florida tommyad Veteran Registered: 05/22/11 Posts: 3495 Loc: Florida	Well Done!!! Man, you should sing some blues more often. Super vocals. I'm hurrying to write this because I wanna be the first one to bump. Take that tongue out your cheek. Loved it, Tom PS- Don't fix it if it ain't broke!!!
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#469600 - 04/27/18 07:42 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 08/09/10 Posts: 5156 Loc: New York rsdean Veteran Registered: 08/09/10 Posts: 5156 Loc: New York	Ok, this is GREAT! And yes, I am bumping it... Bob
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#469603 - 04/27/18 07:45 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 05/12/12 Posts: 2766 Loc: South Africa JoanneCooper Veteran Registered: 05/12/12 Posts: 2766 Loc: South Africa	Ha ha! Excellent tongue in cheek Herb! _________________________ Band-in-a-Box reseller https://www.joannecooper.co.za Commission a Band-in-a-Box SGU file https://www.fiverr.com/joannecoopersa/create-a-guitar-play-along-video-for-any-song
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#469608 - 04/27/18 08:11 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 04/07/13 Posts: 7146 Loc: South Carolina Charlie Fogle Veteran Registered: 04/07/13 Posts: 7146 Loc: South Carolina	<<< Quote from the aforementioned thread >>> "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." My comment is that most of the above is somewhat true..... _________________________ BIAB Ultra Pak+ 2022:RB 2022, Latest builds: Dell Optiplex 7040 Desktop; Windows-10-64 bit, Intel Core i7-6700 3.4GHz CPU and 16 GB Ram Memory.
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#469610 - 04/27/18 08:21 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 08/04/10 Posts: 2171 Loc: Midwest HearToLearn Veteran Registered: 08/04/10 Posts: 2171 Loc: Midwest	You kids and your vernacular. When I was a kid "bumping" meant something different. So, what is this post you are referring to? Haven't seen it. Seriously though, creative, well performed, and fast turn around. Maybe you are talking about the same kind of "bump" I'm thinking of? _________________________ C.Aaron Madison I often get asked how to pronounce my name. "Ma-Duh-Sn" J/K As people have left the "." out so many times, "Caaron" has become the norm of it. Still said as the "." was there though.
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#469612 - 04/27/18 08:36 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 09/09/17 Posts: 723 Loc: Virginia Belladonna Journeyman Registered: 09/09/17 Posts: 723 Loc: Virginia	Ha!! Ha!! So funny, but right on. Great job!!
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#469634 - 04/27/18 09:42 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 11/29/06 Posts: 2726 Loc: Finland jannesan Veteran Registered: 11/29/06 Posts: 2726 Loc: Finland	Let's keep on bumping this up So funny lyrics and so true, really strikes my heart. Excellent vocals and really tight band. This is blues at its best. Janne _________________________ Hear My Music: Soundcloud YouTube
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#469637 - 04/27/18 09:54 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 04/08/11 Posts: 6521 Loc: Akron, Oh eddie1261 Veteran Registered: 04/08/11 Posts: 6521 Loc: Akron, Oh	Bump! _________________________ My new boss said if I was going to be a security guard my job was to watch the office. I am up to season 5 and I don't see that it has anything to do with the job.
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#469703 - 04/27/18 01:53 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Charlie Fogle]
Registered: 08/10/12 Posts: 10214 Loc: Florida floyd jane Veteran Registered: 08/10/12 Posts: 10214 Loc: Florida	Originally Posted By: Charlie Fogle <<< Quote from the aforementioned thread >>> "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." My comment is that most of the above is somewhat true..... THAT'S funny! This is, in fact, some of your best work. A "freer" write - a good Rock Blues lyric. A "freer" vocal. You've got the drums sounding good. And those vocals sit where they should. A good mix. (nice brick, btw - good and loud as it should be) A good listen (other than the fact you are mocking many of the people who keep this forum going). _________________________ 150+ Songs produced using BIAB RealTracks And 50 more... and some more...
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#469729 - 04/27/18 02:53 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 01/28/12 Posts: 3487 Loc: Murgon Queensland Australia Rob4580 Veteran Registered: 01/28/12 Posts: 3487 Loc: Murgon Queensland Australia	Power in perfection. Great tune. Thanks for listing. Rob _________________________ https://soundcloud.com/ironbarkbob https://open.spotify.com/artist/6IPuZM4B48Drnd38DEWC7L https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoXdTc0EC_3aaZSqT4dyzug Using Studio One.
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#469814 - 04/27/18 07:05 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 12/08/11 Posts: 6649 Loc: Edmonton, Ab, Canada Scott C Veteran Registered: 12/08/11 Posts: 6649 Loc: Edmonton, Ab, Canada	Loved this Herb. Super vocal and just loved your guitar work. Well done. _________________________ Scott Collingwood https://soundcloud.com/scottt709 https://soundcloud.com/spiritlevel-ca
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#469823 - 04/27/18 07:53 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 05/23/10 Posts: 1719 Loc: New Zealand RichMac Expert Registered: 05/23/10 Posts: 1719 Loc: New Zealand	Hi Herb, "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." Enjoyed your blues voice. Bump Bump. Cheers. _________________________ https://soundcloud.com/tuigorge
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#469873 - 04/28/18 05:03 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 05/26/16 Posts: 266 Loc: San Jose, CA Marty Sorensen Apprentice Registered: 05/26/16 Posts: 266 Loc: San Jose, CA	I think your vocals are terrific.
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#469892 - 04/28/18 07:40 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 04/08/11 Posts: 6521 Loc: Akron, Oh eddie1261 Veteran Registered: 04/08/11 Posts: 6521 Loc: Akron, Oh	Bump. _________________________ My new boss said if I was going to be a security guard my job was to watch the office. I am up to season 5 and I don't see that it has anything to do with the job.
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#469908 - 04/28/18 08:35 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 09/27/10 Posts: 5119 Loc: Sacramento, California dcuny Veteran Registered: 09/27/10 Posts: 5119 Loc: Sacramento, California	Hrm.... This is actually quite good. Could be you need to spend less time on songs. Can't wait until someone finds this in 2025 and it hits the top of the page again. (Which entirely by coincidence is the number of posts I've done to date). Edited by dcuny (04/28/18 08:36 AM) _________________________ -- David Cuny My virtual singer development blog Vocal control, you say. Never heard of it. Is that some kind of ProTools thing?
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#469915 - 04/28/18 09:04 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 01/18/16 Posts: 1664 Joe -PG Music PG Music Staff Registered: 01/18/16 Posts: 1664	Well done Herb! Very cool vibe and fun lyrics. This thread definitely deserves a bump _________________________ Cheers, Joe
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#470040 - 04/28/18 05:24 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 04/03/09 Posts: 8255 Guitarhacker Veteran Registered: 04/03/09 Posts: 8255	So.... group reply.... I ain't got time to bump every reply.... although I really am tempted just because of the title of the song.... I mean come on...right? "Loved it....Well done...Best yet..... surpassed yourself....excellent....Quite good....Great job...." To everyone who listened and cracked a smile...... cause you know it's true.....THANK YOU ALL!!! I have to reply to this: Quote: A good listen (other than the fact you are mocking many of the people who keep this forum going). Bwahahahahaha... now THAT's funny. First, I'm glad you thought it was a good listen. Nope, you got the second part wrong.... I have to disagree about the mocking part. If anyone was being mocked in this song, it was ME. Heck, I picked up the techniques on post bumping from..... well, I'll just leave that one blank.... perhaps you can figure it out. But first and foremost I was drawing from personal experience. I stand guilty as charged to bumping posts.... well, maybe not "bumping" because I have a personal rule that I only reply to a post if someone else has commented. No gratuitous bumping, as a rule. But yup... I have done individual replies to many...and I think many here do as well. Anyway.... this has been hashed to death in the other thread.... this is about the song and the song is about me.....with a bit of artistic license thrown in for good measure to make it interesting. However,as they say... if you think the shoe fits..... feel totally free to wear it. Again... it's all in good faith and mutual respect for the people in this forum. I would not want to think that I was offending anyone with this song or this thread..... hopefully, everyone understands that and we can simply enjoy a cool song written solely for fun and entertainment. OK.... I'm done for tonight.... maybe. _________________________ You can find my music at: www.herbhartley.com Add nothing that adds nothing to the music. As the sword chooses the warrior, so too, the song chooses the writer.
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#470103 - 04/29/18 07:16 AM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 05/16/17 Posts: 1674 beatmaster Expert Registered: 05/16/17 Posts: 1674	L.O.L. BRILLIANT !! _________________________ win 10 64 bit 16gb,i7 chip, ssd 500gb, m-audio air, ,Roland BK-7M, 1000,shure sm7b,sonar,acid,mixcraft, variety of plugins.Sample tank 3,Kontakt. TC Helicon Voicelive 3 2 . https://beatmaster1.bandcamp.com/releases
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#470142 - 04/29/18 12:03 PM [User Showcase] Re: The Post Bumping Blues [Re: Guitarhacker]
Registered: 12/27/03 Posts: 17392 Loc: Hamlin NY MarioD Veteran Registered: 12/27/03 Posts: 17392 Loc: Hamlin NY	In my best Three Stooges voice "Hey, I resemble that remark"! This is hilarious! This is super blues (you should do more blues by the way), vocal and lyrics. I'll bet you had a lot of fun doing this didn't you. PS - I just bumped your song now you have to bump mine _________________________ You know you're in trouble when you leave a memory improvement class and can't remember where you parked your car! 64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB and RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software and some hardware
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