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The Post Bumping Blues #469596 04/27/18 04:34 AM User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,543 Middlesex, NC Guitarhacker OP Veteran
OP Guitarhacker Veteran Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,543 Middlesex, NC	Y'all know I HAD to write this one. It's a tongue-in-cheek look at the recent discussion on bumping posts..... Quick write and even faster recording session. Texas Blues style Bass: 1717 Drums: blues rock something or other Guitars: 1718, 1719, 1722 (Sol & Brent) B3:674 POST BUMPING BLUES References to persons real or fictional are intentional. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Put on some cans, and crank this baby up!! Now.... to bump or not to bump...... hmmmmmmmmmmmm Ahhh the lyrics.... almost forgot. Post bumping blues Just wrote a new song that everyone needs to hear I'm begging everybody come lend me your ear. Listen once or twenty times I really just don't care Just leave a comment, and please feel free to share Everybody needs to post to keep me up on top, Last damn thing I need today is one more flop. Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues It's been an hour now and only three new views, What are you waiting for, the nightly TV news? I got no time today to play this childish game Tomorrow's likely gonna be the same Two more posts today and I can get it done Come on people, I need to have my fun Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Let me throw this out, there really ain't no doubt, I wanna scream... Might even pull my own hair out. Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues My palms are getting sweaty and my eyes are growing dim, It's hard to recall just where the hell I've been Have I replied to one or maybe two? It could be her, or it could be you My song keeps sliding to the bottom of the page, Got to give it one more shot and bump it up today Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Don't wanna mention no names that might ruin the game It's got a different title man but it sounds the same Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues Just one more time now... Ohhhhhh oh I got the Post Bumping blues ok I'm done I'm out.. oh wait, somebody else just posted....ha! bump that sucker one more time hahahaha You can find my music at: www.herbhartley.com Add nothing that adds nothing to the music. You can make excuses or you can make progress but not both. The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469599 04/27/18 04:42 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 4,219 Florida tommyad Veteran
tommyad Veteran Joined: May 2011 Posts: 4,219 Florida	Well Done!!! Man, you should sing some blues more often. Super vocals. I'm hurrying to write this because I wanna be the first one to bump. Take that tongue out your cheek. Loved it, Tom PS- Don't fix it if it ain't broke!!!

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469600 04/27/18 04:42 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,944 United States rsdean Veteran
rsdean Veteran Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 6,944 United States	Ok, this is GREAT! And yes, I am bumping it... Bob Robert S. Dean - SoundCloud Music Channel

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469603 04/27/18 04:45 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 2,910 South Africa JoanneCooper Veteran
JoanneCooper Veteran Joined: May 2012 Posts: 2,910 South Africa	Ha ha! Excellent tongue in cheek Herb! LyricLab A.I assisted chords and lyric app. Export lyrics and import directly into Band-in-a-Box 2024. https://lyriclab.net Play-along with songs you know and love, download SGU files https://playiit.com/

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469608 04/27/18 05:11 AM User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 8,165 South Carolina C Charlie Fogle Veteran
Charlie Fogle Veteran C Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 8,165 South Carolina	<<< Quote from the aforementioned thread >>> "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." My comment is that most of the above is somewhat true..... BIAB Ultra Pak+ 2024:RB 2024, Latest builds: Dell Optiplex 7040 Desktop; Windows-10-64 bit, Intel Core i7-6700 3.4GHz CPU and 16 GB Ram Memory.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469610 04/27/18 05:21 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,277 Midwest HearToLearn Veteran
HearToLearn Veteran Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,277 Midwest	You kids and your vernacular. When I was a kid "bumping" meant something different. So, what is this post you are referring to? Haven't seen it. Seriously though, creative, well performed, and fast turn around. Maybe you are talking about the same kind of "bump" I'm thinking of? Chad (Hope that makes it easier) TEMPO TANTRUM: What a lead singer has when they can't stay in time.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469612 04/27/18 05:36 AM User Showcase
Joined: Sep 2017 Posts: 723 Virginia Belladonna Journeyman
Belladonna Journeyman Joined: Sep 2017 Posts: 723 Virginia	Ha!! Ha!! So funny, but right on. Great job!!

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469634 04/27/18 06:42 AM User Showcase
Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,843 Finland jannesan Veteran
jannesan Veteran Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,843 Finland	Let's keep on bumping this up So funny lyrics and so true, really strikes my heart. Excellent vocals and really tight band. This is blues at its best. Janne Hear My Music: Soundcloud YouTube

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469637 04/27/18 06:54 AM User Showcase
E eddie1261 Unregistered
eddie1261 Unregistered E	Bump!

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Charlie Fogle #469703 04/27/18 10:53 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,831 Florida floyd jane Veteran
floyd jane Veteran Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,831 Florida	Originally Posted By: Charlie Fogle <<< Quote from the aforementioned thread >>> "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." My comment is that most of the above is somewhat true..... THAT'S funny! This is, in fact, some of your best work. A "freer" write - a good Rock Blues lyric. A "freer" vocal. You've got the drums sounding good. And those vocals sit where they should. A good mix. (nice brick, btw - good and loud as it should be) A good listen (other than the fact you are mocking many of the people who keep this forum going). 150+ Songs produced using BIAB RealTracks And 50 more... and some more...

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469729 04/27/18 11:53 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 3,615 Murgon Queensland Australia Rob4580 Veteran
Rob4580 Veteran Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 3,615 Murgon Queensland Australia	Power in perfection. Great tune. Thanks for listing. Rob https://soundcloud.com/ironbarkbob https://open.spotify.com/artist/6IPuZM4B48Drnd38DEWC7L https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoXdTc0EC_3aaZSqT4dyzug Using Studio One.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469814 04/27/18 04:05 PM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 7,639 Edmonton, Ab, Canada Scott C Veteran
Scott C Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 7,639 Edmonton, Ab, Canada	Loved this Herb. Super vocal and just loved your guitar work. Well done. Scott Collingwood https://soundcloud.com/scottt709 https://soundcloud.com/spiritlevel-ca https://www.youtube.com/@SpiritLevel-ge3hm/

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469823 04/27/18 04:53 PM User Showcase
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand RichMac Expert
RichMac Expert Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,719 New Zealand	Hi Herb, "your best to date, another masterpiece, my favourite of yours to date, this is a keeper, this is fantastic, you have surpassed yourself this time." Enjoyed your blues voice. Bump Bump. Cheers. https://soundcloud.com/tuigorge

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469873 04/28/18 02:03 AM User Showcase
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 266 San Jose, CA Marty Sorensen Apprentice
Marty Sorensen Apprentice Joined: May 2016 Posts: 266 San Jose, CA	I think your vocals are terrific.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469892 04/28/18 04:40 AM User Showcase
E eddie1261 Unregistered
eddie1261 Unregistered E	Bump.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469908 04/28/18 05:35 AM User Showcase
Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,861 Sacramento, California dcuny Veteran
dcuny Veteran Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,861 Sacramento, California	Hrm.... This is actually quite good. Could be you need to spend less time on songs. Can't wait until someone finds this in 2025 and it hits the top of the page again. (Which entirely by coincidence is the number of posts I've done to date). Last edited by dcuny; 04/28/18 05:36 AM. -- David Cuny My virtual singer development blog Vocal control, you say. Never heard of it. Is that some kind of ProTools thing?

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #469915 04/28/18 06:04 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,664 Joe -PG Music PG Music Staff
Joe -PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,664	Well done Herb! Very cool vibe and fun lyrics. This thread definitely deserves a bump Cheers, Joe

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #470040 04/28/18 02:24 PM User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,543 Middlesex, NC Guitarhacker OP Veteran
OP Guitarhacker Veteran Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 9,543 Middlesex, NC	So.... group reply.... I ain't got time to bump every reply.... although I really am tempted just because of the title of the song.... I mean come on...right? "Loved it....Well done...Best yet..... surpassed yourself....excellent....Quite good....Great job...." To everyone who listened and cracked a smile...... cause you know it's true.....THANK YOU ALL!!! I have to reply to this: Quote: A good listen (other than the fact you are mocking many of the people who keep this forum going). Bwahahahahaha... now THAT's funny. First, I'm glad you thought it was a good listen. Nope, you got the second part wrong.... I have to disagree about the mocking part. If anyone was being mocked in this song, it was ME. Heck, I picked up the techniques on post bumping from..... well, I'll just leave that one blank.... perhaps you can figure it out. But first and foremost I was drawing from personal experience. I stand guilty as charged to bumping posts.... well, maybe not "bumping" because I have a personal rule that I only reply to a post if someone else has commented. No gratuitous bumping, as a rule. But yup... I have done individual replies to many...and I think many here do as well. Anyway.... this has been hashed to death in the other thread.... this is about the song and the song is about me.....with a bit of artistic license thrown in for good measure to make it interesting. However,as they say... if you think the shoe fits..... feel totally free to wear it. Again... it's all in good faith and mutual respect for the people in this forum. I would not want to think that I was offending anyone with this song or this thread..... hopefully, everyone understands that and we can simply enjoy a cool song written solely for fun and entertainment. OK.... I'm done for tonight.... maybe. You can find my music at: www.herbhartley.com Add nothing that adds nothing to the music. You can make excuses or you can make progress but not both. The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding.

Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #470103 04/29/18 04:16 AM User Showcase
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Re: The Post Bumping Blues Guitarhacker #470142 04/29/18 09:03 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,285 Hamlin NY MarioD Veteran
MarioD Veteran Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,285 Hamlin NY	In my best Three Stooges voice "Hey, I resemble that remark"! This is hilarious! This is super blues (you should do more blues by the way), vocal and lyrics. I'll bet you had a lot of fun doing this didn't you. PS - I just bumped your song now you have to bump mine Seated at the restaurant, He "Darling can you say something that makes my heart beat faster"? She "Your wife just walked in"! 64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware

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