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I arrived early to a restaurant.
The manager asks, "do you mind waiting a bit?"
I said no.
"Good", he said. "Take these drinks to table 3"
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Simply love it.... what a hoot, made me smile 
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Simply hate it - made me wanna choke him  He didn't play a single drumstroke that was appropriate for the song and if I had been booked for a gig where this idiot turned up as the "drummer" I'd ride it out, but then tell him - in no uncertain terms - that this was our last gig together EVER! I'd make a firm note of his name and make sure that I NEVER got anywhere near him again. He's just the impersonation of un-professionalism. Same goes for this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7EOle
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Simple? Were you previously complex?
John Conley
Musica est vita
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He didn't play a single drumstroke that was appropriate for the song and if I had been booked for a gig where this idiot turned up as the "drummer" I'd ride it out, but then tell him - in no uncertain terms - that this was our last gig together EVER! I'd make a firm note of his name and make sure that I NEVER got anywhere near him again. He's just the impersonation of un-professionalism.
Ole
Been there done that, with many different drummers!
As friend of mine sent me this “That's why they put them behind glass enclosures nowadays! Have you seen that? I assume that's done because most drummers have NO sense of dynamics! I would have fired him after the third hit on the drums”
I arrived early to a restaurant.
The manager asks, "do you mind waiting a bit?"
I said no.
"Good", he said. "Take these drinks to table 3"
64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware
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Guys, this was a joke, right?  You don't really think the rest of the group would play a second tune with this guy if it wasn't a joke 
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They sit behind the Glass cages so this wouldn't happen! Quote:
I would have fired AT him after the third hit
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I really would want to think that this was a joke, but by the look on the singers- and bassplayers faces it wasn't.
Ole
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Simply hate it - made me wanna choke him
He didn't play a single drumstroke that was appropriate for the song and if I had been booked for a gig where this idiot turned up as the "drummer" I'd ride it out, but then tell him - in no uncertain terms - that this was our last gig together EVER! I'd make a firm note of his name and make sure that I NEVER got anywhere near him again. He's just the impersonation of un-professionalism.
Same goes for this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E
Ole
Ditto! Besides being a creep!
Or maybe it was a joke. After all he was also dressed to stand out from the musicians.
Later,
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Guys, this was a joke, right? You don't really think the rest of the group would play a second tune with this guy if it wasn't a joke
Wondered that myself.
Either way, I will let no man pull me down so low as to make me *hate* him.
I just would not hire him for MY gig...
--Mac
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I try always to look for the positive. At least he had his fly trap open and ready. The girl on keys looked like she was about to lose it at the end, poor thing.
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And she uses the RealBook on the gig, we see...
Heh.
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I don't get it. What was wrong with that?
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Guys, this was a joke, right? You don't really think the rest of the group would play a second tune with this guy if it wasn't a joke
Bet he's run into that problem so many times that he started his own band. You'd have to be desperate to work for him though. 
--=-- My credo: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing - just ask my missus, she'll tell ya  --=--You're only paranoid if you're wrong!
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Good grief that was horrible. It can't be for real.
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He can do anything he wants, HE IS THE LEADER! ; )
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Well, it was good for a laugh.
The lady had some pretty good chops I'd say and nerves of steel to be able to weather the storm.
Don S.
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It was obviously staged, (planned), but it still made me wanna smack him!
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At least one guy enjoyed the show
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