Awww....
Isn't this "sweet"
As the world looses its "beat"
The World's Poles have-a-"shifted"
Japan has been "sifted"
(a population shift, downwards)

So the six "meltdowns"
Are "happenin..."
The Car Plants are "Rappin'
it up...so is Sony taking a "breather"
As the Fallout gives them "neither"...
A chance we all shant "survive"
to BG's "Stayin' Alive"...

The Japanese "Rap"
Is right now goin' "Flat"
Cause the hepcats are "Fleein'"
There's just no more "see-in'"
the Island of "Honshu"...
Which my Dad done did "liberate"
At the end of "WWII"...

So I'm sayin' to "you"
and PG music, "too"...
Let us all get in that BIAB "Box"
just have Garage Band load it down with "Rocks"
Then drop in off The Brooklyn Bridge...
Along with Mayor "Koch"...

For the time is quickly "nearin'"
What you Heathens have been "fearin'"
If only Tom Waits could be "screamin'"
(Of course Tom can't, with no voice)
He better run from Sanoma,
"The End of the World" is the "reason"...
Everyone best Be Splittin'
up that stairway to "Heaven"!!
Ya,...there is this simple "REASON"..

Jesus is comin'....are ya-all "ready"...
to Rock and Roll...hey..no time to wait, "WAITS"...
Damn, it's makin' me unsteady"
Think I'll just split
With Fred Astaire to "THE BEACH"

SINGIN', WHILE DRINKIN', "WALTZING MATILDA....
WALTZING MATILDA...YOU'LL come...a....waltzig....matilday wih me (passing out from the radioactive fallout...