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I would go with..."The Beatles".
Has a nice ring to it.
It doesn't seem to be in use just now . . . Yeah--that's the ticket!
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Well, there's the old favorite band name,
LIVE MUSIC TONIGHT
but I'm thinking of trying a new approach:
NO MUSIC TONIGHT
which might draw a bigger crowd.
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I always liked the PLAYERS TO BE NAMED LATER.
"My primary musical instrument is the personal computer."
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The Nannies and the Papas.
Jeremiah's Bullfrog
Men done work
The wrinkled duzzin.
The haystack hoo
John Conley
Musica est vita
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I guess the real question is:
Are you lookin for an actual name for your act, or were you lookin' for humorous possibilities?
When the guys came up with the name "Barenaked Ladies", it was pretty ingenious.
If you're lookin' for an actual name, ... I'd suggest "Pat Marr".
It's short, sweet and easy to remember. Good luck my friend.
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The ladies as we call them were banned to great effect in the media. I think it started when p/c folk at Toronto city hall voted them off at the last minute, no gig there. And, now you know the rest of the story.
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And, now you know the rest of the story.
Paul Harvey would be proud!
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I understood you to mean a humorous band/artist name that would be familiar to "boomers."
A female trio that has recently impressed me for their tight harmony and clever name choice was/is "The Wailin' Jennys." They are capitalizing on a famous name, Waylon Jennings, without infringing on his estate's rights. Very clever. Why didn't I think of that? I'll bet it has opened doors and drew audiences of uninitiated fans.
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Well, there's the old favorite band name,
LIVE MUSIC TONIGHT
but I'm thinking of trying a new approach:
NO MUSIC TONIGHT
which might draw a bigger crowd.
Matt,
With a play on those words I have been using "Almost Live Band" for years now. For my audience members who don't remember those marquees I just tell that that I am the almost live part. 
Later,
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Pat,
When are you going to be out playing>? I want to come check it out.
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Silly Sigh Band
/say it fast
//bonus: people from the '60's will get it
I do not work here, but the benefits are still awesome
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Pat, Advertise yourself as "FREE BEER".... you'll will definitely attract a crowd.
Well, for the first time, anyway.
Cheers,
Keith
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Silly Sigh Band
/say it fast
//bonus: people from the '60's will get it
That idea could certainly mushroom into something.....
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I'm from the 50s and I don't get it. What's the reference?
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I'm from the 50s and I don't get it. What's the reference?
Then ya probably don't wanna know, Matt.
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I'm from the 50s and I don't get it. What's the reference?
“Psilocybin mushrooms are fungi that contain the psychedelic compounds psilocybin and psilocin.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybin_mushroom
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