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I have learned to NOT act surprised about anything you hear among friends or family. Chances are your wife has already told you about it and either you weren't (really) listening or you forgot, even if she told you about it yesterday. I think it was Ronnie Reagan that said getting old was great because every day you wake up to a brand new world.

And I am not tuned into my car horn like my child crying.... I don't blow my horn at people (that is aggressive, childish and stupid to express anger through a car horn) and I don't think I have ever heard my own horn.

The good thing is that last year I helped plan my surprise birthday party and was still surprised.

I make new friends every day.

I lost my glasses today--on my bed. Took me two hours to find them. 'Course, I hardly gave the bed a look. I know better than to put them there. :P

I'm not as worried about forgetting WHERE my keys are as much as I am worried about the day I forget what keys are used for.

But that day's a-comin'

Well I hardly ever use the horn while driving as well, but I do play with that keyfob panic button now and again, plus, my Ford beeps the horn when locking the car, once if all doors are shut tight, but will give out a double beep if one or more doors is ajar, that way you know that the car is not secure. My Ford keyfob also turns on the factory alarm system when used to lock all doors that way.

So I get to hear a slight tap of the horn pretty much daily.

Now, the Little Woman doesn't hear the difference at all. Many is the time where a car is beeping out in the lot and she'll panic and say, "Is that OUR car?" and I'll just say, "No. if it was ours I'd already have been movin' and you'd be standin' here by yo'self..."

After all, my ham radio is in there.

A man's got to have priorities.


--Mac

Dahdidah.........(:-)

di-dah-dit

I get to hide my own Easter eggs.

I just received this as an email and I thought that I would share it here


A Few years ago, my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida's southeast coast. We are living in the "Delray/Boca/Boynton Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-a-Hachee". There are 3,000 lakes in Florida; only three are real.

Our biggest retirement concern was time management. What were we going to do all day? Let me assure you, passing the time is not a problem. Our days are eaten up by simple, daily activities. Just getting out of our car takes 15 minutes. Trying to find where we parked takes 20 minutes. It takes a half-hour in the check-out line in Wal-Mart, and 1 hour to return the item the next day.

Let me take you through a typical day: We get up at 5:00 am, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk-and-Fart Club. There are about 30 of us, and rain or shine, we walk around the streets, all talking at once. Every development has some late risers who stay in bed until 6:00 am. After a nimble walk, avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for the next activity.

My wife goes directly to the pool for her underwater Pilates class, followed by gasping for breath and CPR. I put on my 'Ask me about my Grandchildren' T-shirt, my plaid mid-calf shorts, my black socks and sandals and go to the clubhouse lobby for a nice nap.

Before we know it, it's time for lunch. We go to Costco to partake of the many tasty samples dispensed by ladies in white hair nets. All free! After a filling lunch, if we don't have any doctor appointments, we might go to the flea market to see if any new white belts have come in or to buy a Rolex watch for $2.00.

We're usually back home by 2:00 pm to get ready for dinner. People start lining up for the early bird about 3:00 pm, but we get there by 3:45 because we're late eaters. The dinners are very popular because of the large portions they serve. We can take home enough food for the next day's lunch and dinner, including extra bread, crackers, packets of mustard, relish, ketchup and Splenda, along with mints.

At 5:30 pm we're home, ready to watch the 6 o'clock news. By 6:30 pm we're fast asleep. Then we get up and make five or six trips to the bathroom during the night, and it's time to get up and start a new day all over again.

Doctor-related activities eat up most of our retirement time. I enjoy reading old magazines in sub-zero temperatures in the waiting room, so I don't mind. Calling for test results also helps the days fly by. It takes at least a half-hour just getting through the doctor's phone menu. Then there's the hold time until we're connected to the right party. Sometimes they forget we're holding, and the whole office goes off to lunch.

Should we find we still have time on our hands, volunteering provides a rewarding opportunity to help the less fortunate. Florida has the largest concentration of seniors under five feet and they need our help. I myself am a volunteer for 'The Vertically Challenged Over 80.' I coach their basketball team, The Arthritic Avengers. The hoop is only 4-1/2 feet from the floor. You should see the look of confidence on their faces when they make a slam dunk.

Food shopping is a problem for short seniors, or 'bottom feeders' as we call them, because they can't reach the items on the upper shelves. There are many foods they've never tasted. After shopping, most seniors can't remember where they parked their cars and wander the parking lot for hours while their food defrosts.

Lastly, it's important to choose a development with an impressive name. Italian names are very popular in Florida. They convey world travelers, uppity sophistication and wealth. Where would you rather live: Murray's Condos or the Lakes of Venice? There's no difference -- they're both owned by Murray, who happens to be a cheap [*****].

I hope this material has been of help to you future retirees. If I can be of any further assistance, please look me up when you're in Florida. I live in the Leaning Condos of Pisa in Boynton Beach.

Mario,

after reading that I can't decide whether to laugh or cry (or laugh until I cry)

Hi Mario. I enjoyed reading that and I identify with some of it. I often wonder how I ever found time to work.

Don S.

I was going to comment but I can't remember what we were talking about.

recent study shows link between alzheimers and gum disease/gingivitis

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100803112811.htm

(brush dem teeth!)

Here is a humorous YouTube that explains it all.

Green Side of the Grass

Don S.

Hey Mario, I think I've played ii more than one of Murray's condo's.

It's a good gig, they hire you from 7 to 10 and by 9 everybody goes home to sleep and you get off an hour early.

I get to choose between hiding my eggs in a Florida Swamp...or Florida Sinkhole...
Walkin' my two lil dawgs yesterday...almost stepped on a five foot rattler....at 80, the beat goes on...

Happy B-Day, Notes...and potato-solid for the new "pairing"!