psst - I can turn you on to a VINTAGE lava lamp, in original and authentic blue & purple suspended in a yellowish fluid that used to be clear but now has that patina from age that cannot be duplicated in today's re-issue lamps.

*Thermionic Valve Technology

*Utilizes at least three chemicals found to cause cancer by the State of California

*As it warms up in use, releases the authentic aroma of stale Patchoulie Oil

*Induces that authentic original 60's HUM into any single coil pickup guitar when running

*Its faced the hardest times you could imagine-tm

*Genuine Pot-Smoke Patina guaranteed to cover every square inch, including the bottom

*Includes provenance copy of divorce proceedings, hey, its the only thing she left in the crib!

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