Oh.

Well, if it came from Mom's house, then its likely not one of those new made-in-china knockoffs.

So I gotta change that to another great lyric line.

How about, There's nuthin' like the Real Thing, baby... There's nuthin' like the Real Thing...

You've got the equivalent of finding one of those rare original Desert Sand strats, then.


All Hands, Now Hear This, The Smoking Lamp is lit...