Ya know, I've been thinkin' 'bout this... Imagine it, Say Mr. Dr. Peter fessed up and said he was, say, a vet. Can you imagine some of the questions that might start appearing:
I got this problem with my Really, really, real track, big band blues, with real drums and midi drums and BIAB's doin' ... ad nauseum and bye the way, my cat's got this really bad furball - how can I fix it?

Or maybe an MD, or better yet a surgeon - Hey Pete, can ya tell me how to perform a DIY appendectomy - my kids got a stomach ache...

Mr. Dr. Peter Gannon, Sir - I reckon you're very wise to keep ya trap well and truly shut on this subject! 'n I apologise for speculating about it earlier.

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