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No embarassment or explanation needed.

There was a news item here recently about an $11,000 dedicated word processor in a county office which had never worked despite multiple service calls.

One day a janitor was doing some especially thorough cleaning in the office, pulling filing cabinets and equipment away from the walls. He found an unconnected power cord and asked one of the office personnel whether they wanted 'this thing' plugged in. The device worked much better with power.

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I had to make a house call for a computer system because the speakers didn’t work. After checking all of the volume controls and noticing that the speakers were indeed on I checked in the back of the computer to find they had plugged the speaker plug into the line in jack! Easiest money I ever made!

The fitness trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" I said, "Diddly."


64 bit Win 11 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware