Thank you for listening, and for your feedback. I know my ear isn't close to where I need it to be to make good judgments about mixing -- yet.
To clarify, both "born in that chair" and "legs painted on" are gibes at laziness. Consider the following hypothetical conversation:
Me: "Hey, could you get up and hand my that thing?"
My brother: "What, were you born in that chair? You can get up yourself -- or are your legs painted on?"
Yeah, it's childhood pain that inspires my music...

Thanks again.