I'm just jesting, folks.

By now everyone should know that I could care what the logo has on it, as long as it isn't outwardly bizarre or X-rated or something.

That's Keith Richard's guitar, that's all.

And the wind instrument must be the rare Basoonophone.

The other day I observed a store window "artist" busily painting musical notes and staff on a display.

There were six lines on her staff.

Noteheads were forwards, ahead of the stem, and backwards.

Stems pointed upwards and downwards with wanton disregard.

No Time Signature, and that's a good thing, because there was a different number of fractional beats in each "measure".

She threw in a couple of sharp signs, but on the wrong sides of the noteheads. No Keysig over by the -- is that supposed to be a G clef?

How hard would it be to actually get a copy of a real XMAS carol and paint the first few bars?

So, I walked up and asked her.

"What is that?"

"It's music!"

"No its not..."


--Mac

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