Eric Clapton and Van Morrison walk into a vaccine bar...

Clapton says, "Gimme that jab!" and is given shot #1, which immediately causes an adverse reaction. Morrison goes, "Oh!"

Clapton then slaps the bar and says, "Gimme that second jab!" and is given shot #2, which immediately causes an even worse adverse reaction. "Mother Mary and Joseph!" cries Morrison.

Clapton then inquires if there's a booster available for him.

When told there is not, he shouts, "Good! Because you'll have to break down my door to give that to me!" and makes a video.

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