Pretty funny song! But personally, I rather like ordering on my phone. I don't have to engage in a fake conversation that neither I nor the waiter really wants to have. I especially like ordering pizza and a hot dog at Costco on the kiosk. I just push a couple of buttons, pay and wait for my number to be screamed. I thank the person at the counter while we both avoid eye contact and I GTFO ASAP! The only way this could be improved is if a mute robot screamed the number and handed me the pie!