You Know You're In Trouble When . . .

* Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

* Your suggestion box starts ticking.

* Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2,
and CBS is on line 3.

* You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and
have less than you've ever had.

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* People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

* The plumber floats by on your kitchen table