Don, I was walking down the street, this hooker came up to me and said: "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks!" I told her: "OK, paint my house!"
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Doctor to Patient: "I checked the results. You have two weeks left to live."
Patient: "Doctor, can I have the last two weeks in July?"
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Doctor to Patient: "I checked the results. You have two weeks left to live."
Patient: "Doctor, I think I need a second opinion!"
Doctor: "OK, I think you're ugly too!"
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My grandfather (or sub any name _____ ) is soo old now that when he goes to the diner and orders a 3 minute egg, they make him pay in advance!


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