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Is there any truth to the rumor that while Our Mac was in the hospital them may have stolen a few cells and be working on cloning a few copies of him for us?




While the surgeon did take some cells for cloning, the lab reported back that after 48 hours of gestation in the incubator oven, the petrie dishes were overrun with a strange smelling black goo that appeared to throb on the backbeat at metronome 140, occasionally bumping up to 320.

At the same time, really weird sounding Bop lines were reported to be heard emanating from the cultures by the observers.

The Center for Disease Control recommended destroying all samples by means of Plasma Destruction.


--Mac